28 September 2009

Happy Monday!

Since I know I could definitely use some humor on a Monday, I thought I'd post these real album covers that are just hilarous. 

In other news, I have a little story for you.  So 2 weekends ago, Tanner and I went to Spokane for the night for my birthday.  We went shopping (I was ON THE HUNT for some boots and a cute purse)  and I came across a scent called "Noir" in Victoria's Secret. 

I don't know what is in this but it is  the best scent I've smelled in a really, really long time.  Soft, pretty, not overwhelming.  and it even comes in a vintage-looking perfume bottle with the little ball thing you squeeze on the end.  SO cute.  It's 40.00.  Normally I'd probably be ok with that, but between wanting boots and wanting a purse and wanting decorations for the house, it was just a little much.  Tanner told me to get it anyway (what a sweetie) and that I'd probably like it way better than the body spray because it would last longer.  (Another story worth getting into on some other Monday:  How Tanner unknowingly was a perfume salesman for a week). 

So I went up with the perfume and the body spray.  This is where I get stubborn.  The cashier, we'll call her Miss Spray Tan, starts laying on the sales pitch pretty thick. 

Miss Spray Tan:  Well, like, the perfume will last you a lot longer.  Are you sure you, like, don't want to get that instead?

Me:  It's 40.00 and I'd rather just spend 22.00 but thank you

Miss Spray Tan:  But like, you'll use the body spray a LOT faster.  And like, it comes in a prettier bottle.

Me:  (mentally) REALLY....are we really still talking about this...really???!

Miss Spray Tan:  So are you sure you don't want the perfume??

Me:  I'm sure...I'm just going to go with the body spray for now, my mistake to make  (mentally again)  and if you don't stop pushing me I'm going to throw the body spray at you!

Miss Spray Tan:  Well, alriiight.

Can I just tell you how frustrating it is to have someone A). persistently sell you something and B). not know how to sell haha

Anyways, I gotta admit though....I spray that body spray on me at least 5 times a day.  Is that weird?!  Maybe she was right all along.  :D  Maybe I'm just too stubborn for my own good.

Ok, Ok, here's the funny album covers.  I'll see ya'll tomorrow with updated pictures of Gerdie!!  We made her some new eyeballs last night....out of gummy cocktail decorations, fake eyelashes, clear fingernail polish, and epoxy.  Woohoo!!


Anonymous said...

Thanks for making me smile today. That last one even made me giggle a bit!

Vintage Junky said...

Oh Tino is my favorite! Look at those legs!


Kasey said...

really funny.