08 February 2010

Meet Wilson

Have you ever heard those crazy stories where people find out about homeless people living in their garage without their knowledge? 

Well, there's not a homeless person in my garage.

and if there was, after the initial shock, I'd give him a hot meal and a shower...or at least I'd like to think I would....

Anyway, there's not a homeless person in my garage...but look who I found hiding in my cabinets and under my shelves, even on top of the refridgerator!



Meet Wilson. 

He's about 6 months old, tall dark and dusty...

He thrives on neglect and laziness...

He also likes long walks on the beach...

In fact, here's another picture of him that will really make him real to you...


(Cause nothing says real like a big ol' moustache.......??.......)


You might know his brother.....



The decent brother...

Anyway...I tried to explain to Wilson that I just can't live when he's around...he makes me CRAZY...I just can't trust him, especially when he's in the cabinet with all the appliances. 

He makes me look bad...people don't like to see us together...


So for that reason, I decided to call in his arch nemesis...



And I made a big mess looking for him....



I did manage to find him...EVERYWHERE....man does he get around...

but you know what?  As much as I can't stand him..he in some small way makes me a better person...

I painted the inside of my cabinets, reorganized all my appliances, dishes, cups, etc...

Even my junk drawer got cleaned out!  It's all ready for new junk :)

So in closing...Wilson...I guess I owe you a very small thank you...and I'll see you in 6 months.


P.S.  Stay tuned, tomorrow I'll be revealing the clean kitchen with new paint, and possibly some hardware!!  There's a concept...


7 comments:

Samantha2818 said...

You do make me laugh!
I was a bit dim here too cos it took me a while to realise who Wilson was! I thought my roots were grey but they must be blonde!
Tell Wilson his cousins from the UK (the sagebrush dust bunnies who live in every corner of my house and under the tables) say Hi and just want to let him know that their plan is working and it won't be long before they take over the world ie. my house!

Jess Herbig said...

Oh my goodness Jana! Hilarious! I have the solution! Sell all your stuff, move into a travel trailer, and commence to fill it with so much stuff there is no surface for him to linger on! Works for me!

Darla said...

Wilson is all over this house!! This is a cute post.

Jenny said...

Well, just so you know I am taking you off my sidebar and removing you as a follower of my blog BECAUSE YOU SENT WILSON TO MY HOUSE! What kind of garbage is that!!!!! grrrrr....

Jenny said...

This is so cute and funny! Thanks for giving me a giggle during my homework break. :)

Jenny @ sundryelements.blogspot.com

CrowNology said...

Brilliant!
As you can see I've recently grown/added my own moo-stachio too! I think it gives me an air of sophistication...?
Can't wait for the reveal!
Andrea

CRAZYMOM said...

Very Cute. Unfortunately his bigger, badder older brother lives at my house. LOL