Food and babies...

Apparently I gravitate toward these subjects for my photos.  I get home and look at my camera card, and what do I find?  An abundance of babies and food.  There are also pictures of cute vintage things, but 75% are babies and food. 

(Sandy made these apple shortcakes....)

Is there a job where I can just take pictures of babies and food and get paid for it?  I probably would.  In between the market and making pillows...

which, by the way, I will be supplying a gal with my muslin flowers for her shop!  So excited!  It will be in an old house in VA.  I think I might need to take a PURELY BUSINESS trip to go see her shop...

Market research, we'll call it.

I can take notes on the statistics of how much money I spend vs. how much I have in my bank account...

and then I'll stop taking notes because it's tangible evidence that I. Have. A. Problem.

:)

 

(Also Sandy...)

Where was I?  Oh, yes...back to my career of babies and food.  I suppose if the whole "bring me babies and food and I will photograph them for money" thing doesn't work out, I could always produce some offspring of my own, train them to bake for me, and I could take pictures....

What's that?  Child labor laws?  Nah..they'd love it! 

Oh look, I found this picture from our first market...how appropriate!

Creepy?  I thought so too, that's why the name of the above picture is in fact, creepy.jpg.

I could class it up a bit and make a good name for my business like...

Babies and Buttercream

Confections and....cuties....oh my gosh I can't do it.  Thats almost as bad as those Mary Engelbreit drawings.  They are too much.  TOO much.  It's the same feeling I get when I look at this:

OH HOW CUTE...This kitten is about to rip the fabric of space and time...hope you enjoy that arm growing out of your hip...

Or this...

Never let wolves do LSD.   The outcome is bubbles and dreamcatchers and sparkles...wait...is this a dramatic representation of Twilight?!

HHHHH.... (thats my heavy sigh in case you didn't pick up on that..)

Boy, this post is all about random tangent isn't it? 

Lets look at some babies...

Unsuspecting papaw + Unsuspecting toddler = perfect photo op.

Well..this is awkward...I really don't know how to end this post since it was so random...so....here you go....

FIN.

P.S.  Enfants is French for children....and English for CLASSY ADVERTISING ELEMENT...